Top 10 List: Ways JETAA Would be Different If Obama or McCain Were Your JETAA Chapter President
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(From the Fall 2008 JETAA NY Quarterly Newsletter) (Click here to see previous JETAA Top 10 Lists.)
Who would be a better president, McCain or Obama? Maybe that’s the wrong question. Perhaps the focus should be on what presidency they should really be running for. And thus the question is begged, what would be…
The Top 14 Ways JETAA Would be Different If
Obama or McCain Were Your JETAA Chapter President
14. Early bird special nihongo-dake dinners
13. JETAA Delaware’s Tax-Free Shopping Day
12. Beach Boys parodies about genocide replaced by Morning Musume parodies about market turmoil
11. General skepticism about president’s claim that while on JET he “could see South Korea” from his school’s window.
10. Promises of lower noodle taxes for Joe the Ramenya-san
9. Onsen trips…in Maui
8. President shows off “maverick” side by putting tonkatsu sauce on okonomiyaki
7. Chicago deep dish served at Newsletter stuff n’ mails
6. Softball Tournament in Brooklyn replaced by Moose Hunting Tournament in Staten Island
5. Next happy hour destination: USS Intrepid!
4. Election opponent branded as a terrorist after admitted to having bought a phone card from an Iranian guy in Ueno Park in 1995
3. Uniqlo shopping spree for the veep
2. Position on yaki-niku enkai? “Grill, baby, grill!”
1. “I’m Barack Obama, and I approve this sake”
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