{"id":2489,"date":"2008-12-23T15:04:59","date_gmt":"2008-12-23T15:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jetwit.com\/wordpress\/?p=2489"},"modified":"2008-12-23T15:04:59","modified_gmt":"2008-12-23T15:04:59","slug":"christmas-song-for-jets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jetwit.com\/wordpress\/2008\/12\/23\/christmas-song-for-jets\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Song for JETs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/www.christmasmuseum.jp\/01-nipponbeer.JPG\" alt=\"\" width=\"318\" height=\"211\" \/>Back in the mid-1990s, a weekly humor\/lampoon-style magazine called <em><strong>The Alien<\/strong> <\/em>began publishing in Nagoya.\u00a0 A lot of the humor was just cynical <em>gaijin<\/em> jokes recycled in different forms (which of course we loved).\u00a0 But occasionally there were gems like a verse from a song parody they ran at Christmas time that did a good job of capturing at least one relatively common Christmas memory for most JETs.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Workers&#8217; Wonderland (sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><em>Have to work<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><em>On Christmas<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><em>For lunch plain rice<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><em>De-licious!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><em>We&#8217;re slaving away<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><em>Day after day<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><em>Wilting in a workers&#8217; wonderland<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Note<\/span>:\u00a0 I just did some Internet research and found a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Japanzine\" target=\"_blank\">Wikipedia entry<\/a> explaining that <em>The Alien<\/em> has evolved into the present day <em>Japanzine<\/em>.\u00a0 I also found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.j2fi.net\/2008\/02\/09\/japanzine-reinforcing-the-stereotype\/\" target=\"_blank\">a blog post<\/a> on <em>Jason&#8217;s Random Thoughts:\u00a0 Yet Another Gaijin in Japan<\/em> that opines on <em>Japanzine<\/em> and, more importantly, has various posts in the comments section by a couple former writers for <em>The Alien <\/em>plus references to a couple of the great <em>gaijin<\/em> bars from the Nagoya scene back then.\u00a0 <em>Natukashii!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the mid-1990s, a weekly humor\/lampoon-style magazine called The Alien began publishing in Nagoya.\u00a0 A lot of the humor was just cynical gaijin jokes recycled in different forms (which of course we loved).\u00a0 But occasionally there were gems like a verse from a song parody they ran at Christmas time that did a good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,30,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-japan-trends","category-music"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pkZ7m-E9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jetwit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jetwit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jetwit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jetwit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jetwit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2489"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/jetwit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2491,"href":"https:\/\/jetwit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2489\/revisions\/2491"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jetwit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jetwit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jetwit.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}